Preachers

1. This televangelist has been known to heal phlegm and once, successfully, 
rebuked a hurricane from heading toward his TV production complex.
Pat Robertson

2. Who said, "You'd be surprised how well you can praise God in the back seat 
of a Rolls Royce Phantom 5."
Rev. Ike

3. Who gained national notoriety by holding a slave auction at his church?
John Avanzini

4. Which televangelist said Eve gave birth to Cain and Abel out of her side, 
taught that Adam could fly and believes the Godhead is actually nine 
(count 'em-nine) entities?
Benny Hinn

5. Who named his Christmas pageant donkey after The Door's publisher and once 
called him the "slimiest maggot that's ever walked the face of the earth."
Robert Tilton

6. Who said, "IF you're an intellectual, you'll probably go to hell for it."
Jonathan Belt (Screaming Boy)

7. Which televangelist teaches that Jesus was rich and the Apostles were 
successful businessmen with plenty of money?
Fred Price

8. When sentencing this televangelist to 10 years in prison For money 
laundering, mail fraud, conspiracy, and interstate transportation of stolen 
property the judge said "You've picked the last flake of flesh from the 
carcass of the widow you defrauded."
Jim Whittington

9. Who felt he had to go to a psychiatrist to find out whether or not he was 
homosexual?
Jim Bakker

10. Who reports that U.S. interstate highway signs are coded to let U.N. 
troops know where to attack in order to usher in a  one-world government?
Jack & Rexela Van Impe

11. Who wishes he could have a Holy Ghost machine gun so he can kill his 
enemies?
Benny Hinn

12. Who said the Christian church is the only religion in which Jesus and 10 
million chickens have sacrificed their lives?
John Avanzini

13. Which televangelist was banned from British television for airing 
unsubstantiated testimonials?
Morris Cerullo

14. Which televangelist, while being sentenced for tax fraud, was asked by the
judge if he was from another planet?
WV Grant

15. Whose first miracle witnessed was the healing of a pet chicken?
Jan Crouch

16. Who, when accused of a sexual impropriety defended himself by saying a 
demon had duplicated him, and that if you see him doing anything bad, it's 
not the real him?
Bob Larson

17. This preacher proudly displayed himself in bed with a bevy of Playboy 
Playmates. 
Gene Scott

18. Who stars in his own worse-than-B movies and charges $930 for his Bible 
course on tape?
Kenneth Copeland

19. Which televangelist owns his own mountain top?
Pat Robertson

20. This preacher said, "Black people are more cheerful in the morn in 9, 11 
and rebuked the less generous ~ who draw back and use their intellect.
Robert Tilton

21. This televangelist would outlaw Halloween if elected president.
Pat Robertson

22. This TV preacher said he used to be a "top beauty consultant in Canada."
Jonathan Belt (Screaming Boy)

23. Who bought Twitty City and believes white hair is most often found among 
the holy?
Paul Crouch

24. This preacher has a show titled, "In the Name of Satan."
Bob Larson

25. This preacher said: "[Jesus] is greater than Bud Lite, greater than 
Jack Daniels, greater than Wild Turkey, greater than crack cocaine and
greater than pornography"
John Avanzini

26. This current televangelist was exposed years ago on The {Tonight Show 
receiving "words of knowledge" not from God, but from his wife
via radio transmitter.
Peter Popoff

27. When an FCC investigation into his organization's Finances Found that 
$13 million was unaccounted for, this preacher explained, "Satan got into our 
computer and lost the money.
Jim Bakker

28. This preacher sells elderships to his church by mail.
Morris Cerullo

29. Who claims U.N troops are currently hiding out in U.S. national parks?
Jack & Rexela Van Impe

30. While claiming to take no money from his ministry, this preacher has 
become fabulously wealthy selling prints of his own bad art on his 
donor-supported ministry broadcasts.
Gene Scott

31. This preacher is a cousin of Jerry Lee Lewis and Mickey Gilley
Jimmy Swaggart

32. Which televangelist once owned a girdle and bra Factory?
Rex Humbard

33. Who failed to meet Better Business Bureau standards of reporting income 
from fund-raising activities?
All of the Above

34. This TV preacher asked for donations every day for a year and 
received nothing.
Jonathan Belt (Screaming Boy)

35. A Playboy magazine poll Found this man to be the sexiest IV preacher.
Jimmy Swaggart

36. Who publicly stated that God does not hear prayers from Jews?
Jerry Falwell

37. Who said, "I know a lot about black people, I used to be black before I 
turned green.
Rev. Ike

38. Which IV preacher has been indicted for elderly abuse in the U.S. and 
indecency with a child in Canada?
Jonathan Belt (Screaming Boy)

39. While in federal prison this televangelist was publicly claiming to have 
repented, yet he was selling copies of his appeals papers proclaiming
his innocence.
Jim Bakker

40. This preacher said, "I have boldly gone where no man has gone before."
Robert Tilton